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Best of Babylon Bee: WNBA’s bigotry exposed as they refuse to allow stunning, beautiful woman into league

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more…

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

A man with a beard in an orange hoodie above a headline that reads "Bigotry Rears Ugly Head As WNBA Refuses To Allow This Stunning, Beautiful Woman Into League."
Babylon Bee

“I have not stopped crying for 78 hours straight,” said activist Starlight MacIntosh. “The WNBA has actually murdered the precious identity of Enes Kanter. Why is everyone so afraid of this breathtaking trans woman?” READ MORE

A man in a suit next to a sign that says "Operation Epic Fury" with "Epic Fury" crossed out and "mildly aggressive fury" written below.
Babylon Bee

“Our fury is slightly less epic at this point,” explained Secretary of War Pete Hegseth. READ MORE

Babylon Bee headline: "Scientists Theorize Existence Of Movie Not Starring Zendaya," with an image of two scientists and a portrait of Zendaya.
Babylon Bee

“For years, the accepted model has been that every movie in the possible known universe contains Zendaya somewhere,” said Dr. Lawrence Kepler, who led the research. READ MORE

A satirical headline from Babylon Bee reading
Babylon Bee

At publishing time, Trump’s approval rating had skyrocketed to 99% after the cost of a burrito dropped to $5. READ MORE

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